Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
As shirtless as possible
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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