Tell her she can't have a vagina
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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