The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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