what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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