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(248): View more from Michigan

Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.

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(239): View more from Florida

you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys

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(919): View more from North Carolina

When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"

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(438): View more from Quebec

Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it

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(208): View more from Idaho

Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.

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(408): View more from California

I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic

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(214): View more from Texas

New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!

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