At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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