good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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