Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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