High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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