We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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