That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Girls should come with a carfax report
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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