My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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