Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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