yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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