I want to walk on stilts...naked
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
