Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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