I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just pee around me
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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