i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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