scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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