I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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