this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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