Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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