absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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