I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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