Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I supernannyed him into submission
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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