I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No subtext here. People are naked.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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