I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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