I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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