Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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