She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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