So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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