i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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