i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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