Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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