I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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