what if I'm pregnant?
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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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