Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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