Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm always down for nudity.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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