i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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