I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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