I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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