Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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