just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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