is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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