I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
