you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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