Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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