you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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