So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Dick very happy bro
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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