Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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