Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Welp...herpes.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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