Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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