I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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