so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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